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Do you experience any of these symptoms:

  • dry, stodgy openings?
  • poor tactical vision?
  • feeling weak or dizzy during play?
  • fading in the endgame?
  • difficulty focussing on strategy?

If so, you could be suffering from what we doctors* don’t call hypocoachosis, or lack of coaching.
Luckily, we have an effective treatment. With just a few doses of our coaching, we can have you up and winning again in no time.

“My openings have never felt better!”
“My grip on the game is now strong and sure.”
“I can keep going now right to the end!”
“It’s like a mist has lifted from my eyes… Thank you Dr.Dave!”

Here are some genuinely made-up patient statements:

If you think you could benefit from a course of coaching, get in touch today, and soon you too will be making those winning moves.

* N.B. He’s not even a real doctor.

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